1: That oil spot on the garage is just the bikes way of "marking it's territory" 2: You have ever started a barbecue with a welding torch 3: All of Yer children have either "Harley" or "Davidson" in their name 4: You own more Harley-Davidson t-shirts than underwear 5: Any day you can ride is a good day 6: You come home and curse the "god damned cagers" 7: You have to chant "Harley-Davidson, Vroom, Vroom" to go to sleep 8: People have nearly died of starvation looking at all Yer bike/run pictures 9: Every picture you take has you/Yer bike/women in it 10: You stare longer at the pictures of the bikes in Easyriders than the naked women 11: You save Yer dirty oil from Yer bike to put in Yer truck, cause "hey! it's just a truck" 12: Yer other vehicle is a truck 13: You can drink more beer than a platoon of Marines, then really start to party 14: You don't go a day without wearing something that says "Harley Davidson" 15: Yer wedding picture is you on Yer bike "who? oh yea the bride" 16: If the weather is too bad for riding you start Yer bike and sit on it in the garage 17: Then first thing you said after you got hit by that car was "Where is my beer?" 18: You get hit by a car, break Yer leg in three places, then tell the nice police officer, "I'm fine I can ride home" 19: You think other motorcycle manufacturers should stick to making cars or whatever it is they do 20: It's not a really good party unless someone rides their bike into the bar and does doughnuts 21: It's not a proper bar unless you can bring Yer bike in 22: You dream of owning a Harley dealership 23: You dream of owning a Custom Motorcycle shop/machine shop 24: You have ever been too drunk to fish, but not ride 25: Yer 3-piece suit is Chaps, leather vest, leather jacket 26: You have a refrigerator in the garage just for beer 27: Yer garage has more square footage than Yer house 28: Yer bird can repeat "This is the Police!" with uncanny accuracy 29: You have every episode of "Renegade" on tape 30: Yer ol'lady brags about the hickey she put on Yer penis 31: You think bike oil is a sex aide 32: If you wake up next to Yer ol' lady, you're first thought is of her. If Yer second thought is, 'Damn, I wonder if that bike's gonna start.' 33: Everytime you hear a vehicle with headers you look for a Harley 34: when you plan a vacation you set up time to visit the bike shops first 35: High fashion is Black and Leather 36: The Bike ramp is a permemant part of Yer truck 37: Yer kids learned to ride on the back before they could walk 38: Jevhova's Witnesses won't talk to you 39: You have all the tools to work on every Harley ever made, but not any to work on yer ol'ladys car 40: It's impossible to see out of yer trucks rear view mirror because of all the Harley stickers 41: You shot someone because he "dissed" yer bike 42: You think yer bike really is an extension of your penis 43: You won't go out with a girl unless she can put a hickey on yer Penis 44: Yer house has a kickstand 45: You refer to your bike as if it had a legal first name 46: When you come back from the Bike store with a pile of new parts, they are in the front seat and yer ol'lady is in the truck bed. 47: You have a heater in your garage so you can work on yer bike(s) when it's cold 48: You have a little piece of you bike that you take with you wherever you go 49: You have more pictures of your bike(s) than yer children or lover 50: When people ask what you want for Christmas you take them to the Harley Store and point to the new Harley you have been drooling on And you say, "VRrrrr, Vrrrrr, VrooOOOOOooM!!" 51: Yer Dad surprisingly shows up where you and yer boyfriend are, on his Harley, he's packing heat, he growls at yer boyfriend 52: If all the links on yer web page are bike oriented 53: If yer workbench collapses from the weight of all the spare parts 54: You live in the garage with the bike(s) 55: You've ever taken a nap on the shoulder of the road cause you were too drunk to ride 56: You think everyone else's bike is shit! 57: Every magazine you subscribe to has the word "Biker" on it somewhere 58: If yer Coffee table collapses under the weight of all the motorcycle magazines on it 59: If yer front porch collapses and ruins more than 3 spare parts you were saving for yer next "rebuild" 60: If you ever woke up with a new tattoo and you have no idea how it got there 61: If Yer entire house is decorated in a motorcycle motif 62: IF you have ever thrown a party and more bikes than cars show up 63: You own more than one Motorcycle 64: You keep yer bike in yer house in lieu of a garage 65: You have to make/widen a door to get yer bike in yer house 66: Everything you buy you think about what you coulda bought for yer bike 67: If any piece of yer furniture is a bike part 68: You think Stocks and Bonds are just kinky 69: They celebrate yer birthday at the Harley store 70: You have "Ammo" on yer Christmas list 71: Your ol’lady has ever said "Come move this engine so I can take a bath!" 72: You think 'Helmet Hair' is a fashion statement 73: Yer mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event 74: Yer dad encourages you to go to the Motorcycle Mechanic's Institute instead of college 75: You clean yer nails with a pocket knife 76: Your dog and your wallet are both on chains 77: You fainted when you met Willy G. 78: You have lost at least one tooth opening a beer bottle 79: Jack Daniel’s makes your list of "most admired people" 80: You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoo 81: Yer kid takes yer old Bike chain to show-and-tell 82: You've spent more on yer motorcycle than yer Education 83: Yer best ashtray is an old piston from yer last "rebuild" 84: You've ever been arrested for where you got your girlfriend roses 85: You have ever had to stop an oil leak in yer primary with gum and a band-aid 86: You think that the Harley-Davidson plant should be one of the 7-wonders of the world 87: You think the perfect wedding dress is leather 88: You have ever slept next to yer bike on the side of the road rather than pay for a motel room 89: You have ever brought your bike into yer motel room 90: If you try to declare your bike a dependent on your income taxes 91: When she says "It's the bike or me!!" you have to think about it really hard 92: If you've ever said the words, "My bike doesn't leak, it marks it's territory 93: If you spend more time polishin' your scoot than carressin' your woman 94: If you've ever used your down tubes as a stash box 95: If you have four broken down cars in the yard and a working bike in the garage 96: If you have more locks on yer bike than you do yer house 97: If yer wife makes you leave your checkbook and credit cards before you can go to the bike show |
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